Cheer up you grumpy b*tches, it’s Christmas!Vintage Christmas illustrations are paired with spicy expressions in this adult coloring book that’s all about the season.Had a hard day trying to get some shopping done?Not looking forward to the stupid work holiday party? Can't stand the thought of spending time with that insufferable relative?Yes? Then sit down with this coloring book and some pencils and let these pages do the talking for you. Vintage images are meant for light embellishment versus hard-core coloring (i.e., you don’t have to be a coloring enthusiast to enjoy this book). Add a touch of colored pencil or a wash of watercolor to make these images come to life. Or simply leave in their original glory and display or gift these beautiful pages. Sweary phrases (35 in all) include:Hope Your Holidays Are The Sh*tHave Yourself A Merry F**king ChristmasIt’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like F**k ThisYou Crafty B*tchDeck The F**king Halls YourselfFestive As F**kCheer Up You Grumpy B*tches, It’s ChristmasGet Your Christmas Sh*t TogetherF**k Off. I Mean, Merry Christmas.Kick This Holiday In Its Glittering A**Did I Ask Your F**king Opinion About My Holiday Decor?Darling, Let’s Spend Loads Of Money On Sh*t We Don’t Need.Let’s Get Jolly As F**kBah F**king HumbugGet The Hell Out Of My KitchenBitch No, I Haven’t Finished My F**king Christmas Shopping.Merry Christmas. Just Kidding, Go F**k Yourself.Ho Ho Holy Shit, It’s ChristmasMerry Christmas And All That Sh*tYou’re Not Getting Jack Sh*t This YearWishing You A Sh*tload Of Happiness This Holiday SeasonReindeer Are As Cool As F**kYou’re On Santa’s Sh*t ListLet’s Drink A Sh*t Ton Of Mulled WineNo, I Don’t Want To Build A F**king SnowmanJust Be F**king Merryand more!Grab your copy of this Christmas coloring book classic now!
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Title: An Old Fashioned Merry F**king Christmas: A Swearing Adult Coloring Book For The Holidays
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